Wacky Packages' Snot Pockets.
Texting with the Guy today went something like this:
P- "Hey! You know how you thought your deodorant wasn't working? It wasn't. I'm wearing your deodorant and I'm sweating. Weird, eh?"
G - "Haha sweaty pits! How's your day going?"
P - "It's going. My nose is like a faucet!"
G - "How bout "snott face sweaty pitts"? :)"
Couldn't have said it better myself.